URG!

Man I suck!!!! I told myself that I was gonna keep blogging... and I stopped. Seriously! whats wrong with me???!!! One of my New Years resolutions was to be a better blogger! (well not really.. but lets pretend it was one anyway!)

~sigh~

Urg. I suck.

Please forgive me!! :(

Monday Madness

kay so I know im a horrible person because this post is only like 6 sentences long, but whatever. I'll Repent later!

MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 8 DAYS!! AHHH FREAK OUT! EXCITEMENT!!!

AND IN 3 DAYS MY PARENTS ARE GOING TO CALI (jealousy.. I wanna go to Cali!!!!) SO I GET TO SKIP SCHOOL (Naughty 3;)) AND GO TO MY GRANDMAS!!! DOUBLE EXCITEMENT!

Thoughtful Thursday

The things I am grateful for at this moment:

1) An AMAZING mother who actually listens to my dramatic monologues. Love ya momma! Your awesome (: thanks for all you do!

2) 2 hilarious brothers who never fail to make me laugh!

3) FANTASTICAL friends who support me, and make me feel so much better when I'm sad!

4) Girls camp. Yes I know this sounds weird, but it has helped some of our most in-active girls to come to YW's.

5) Economic Stability (big words!!). My amazing father still has his job, and we are so blessed because of that!!

my favorite day of the week! Whiney Wednesday!

Hi best blog friends!!! Today is my favorite day of the week- Whiney Wednesday!!!

YES!!!
I have been looking forward to this all week!!!!

Today Im going to whine about... TEENAGE BOYS!

They are RETARDED

It thought that when we moved on to Jr High that they would grow up. But, I think they have gotten worse! They walk into my house like they own it and start making popcorn and eat all my FREAKING FOOD!!! MY FOOD! STAY OUTTA IT!!!! If we are driving, and they see us they will stand in the middle of the street and then get into the car when we stop! WTF? GET OUTTA MY #$%$# CAR!!!

Jk people! of course I dont say that. Remember we already discussed this, Im a good person, I dont swear.

Im starting to get REALLY sick of them. It was funny the first time or two but now its getting annoying!
What do I do to get rid of them?!

Yay Whiney Wednesday!!!

Terrific Tuesday

Today is Terrific Tuesday best blog buddies! and that means that this post is supposed to be filled with joy, love, sunshine and butterflies. But at this moment im not very happy. Maybe if I type in all caps it will make me seem happier?

OMIGOSH YOU GUYS SO GUESS WHAT??!! MY SBO SPEECH HAS BEEN ALL OVER THE WORLD!!! ITS A BIG HIT IN THE Philippines!!! ALSO ON THE EAST COAST!!!! TYPE IN "SBO SPEECH" IN GOOGLE AND MINE IS THE VERY TOP ON THE LIST! THAT MAKES ME FEEL SPECIAL AND IMPORTANT! HAHA IM MORE POPULAR THAN ALL OF YOU! (:

Does that make me seem happy?!?!

Its a sign....

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DUDE!!! this ad just popped up on the side of my website!

ITS A MIRACLE!!!

Church is true people.

Monday Madness

'kay so this post could TOTALLY go under whiney wednesday, but whatever.

each night (and morning..and afternoon) me and my family are serenaded by the sound of barking dogs.

Homeschoolers dog behind us:
HOWL HOWL HOWL HOWL HOOOOOOOWWWWWWLLLLLLL FREAK OUT FREAK OUT HOOOOWWWWWLLL
translation:
IM SO LONELY, IM SO LONELY, I GOT NOBODY, IM ALL ON MY OWN OOOO YA LONELY!

Dog next door:
YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAPPP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP
translation:
shut the $&%$ up you #$%#$%!!!!!!! QUIT TALKING TO YOURSELF!!!! NOBODY #$^&* LIKES YOU!!!

yet another dog next door:
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
get the #$%#$ outta my territory!!! quit peeing in my yard!! MY YARD!!!

me:
SHUT THE #$%#$ UP ALL OF YOU @#$@!& DOGS!!!!!

of course I really dont say that. I dont swear(at least not out loud). That makes me a better person than all of you.

So lets do a recap-
1. Dogs are stupid and should go die.
2. Taylor is a better person than all of you 'cuz she doesn't swear.
3. Diet Coke is the best drink in the entire world. (well, we didn't really talk about that, but I just thought I would share.)