Monday Madness

'kay so this post could TOTALLY go under whiney wednesday, but whatever.

each night (and morning..and afternoon) me and my family are serenaded by the sound of barking dogs.

Homeschoolers dog behind us:
HOWL HOWL HOWL HOWL HOOOOOOOWWWWWWLLLLLLL FREAK OUT FREAK OUT HOOOOWWWWWLLL
translation:
IM SO LONELY, IM SO LONELY, I GOT NOBODY, IM ALL ON MY OWN OOOO YA LONELY!

Dog next door:
YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAPPP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP
translation:
shut the $&%$ up you #$%#$%!!!!!!! QUIT TALKING TO YOURSELF!!!! NOBODY #$^&* LIKES YOU!!!

yet another dog next door:
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
get the #$%#$ outta my territory!!! quit peeing in my yard!! MY YARD!!!

me:
SHUT THE #$%#$ UP ALL OF YOU @#$@!& DOGS!!!!!

of course I really dont say that. I dont swear(at least not out loud). That makes me a better person than all of you.

So lets do a recap-
1. Dogs are stupid and should go die.
2. Taylor is a better person than all of you 'cuz she doesn't swear.
3. Diet Coke is the best drink in the entire world. (well, we didn't really talk about that, but I just thought I would share.)