a couple of days ago, I was just sitting at the counter, eating my breakfast when Zach turns to me and says:

"tay, i want porn."

thats right, porn.

no, we're not doing suspicious things on the internet, thats just what zach calls popcorn.

also:
we were going for a ride one day, and i turned to zach and said:

"zach, where am i going to work when i grow up?"

Zach: "grandma"

me: "ohhhh, what am i going to do at grandmas?"

zach: (he thinks about this for a minute) "PORN!!!!!"

Grandma Gerona nows all about Zachs love for "porn" so almost every time we go there, she makes him some.

I love this kid.